TELL ME ,HOW CAN THERE BE SANITY IN THE WORLD?
Tailor: The cardigan (sweater) will cost #800 naira per pupil
Headmistress: Oga, is #800 naira not too much?
Tailor: Materials are expensive in the market
Headmistress: You know we'd a school tailor. I decided to leave her and come to you because I was told you sew at a cheaper rate
Tailor: Nobody will do it for you at #800 per pupil. You can try other tailors
Headmistress: Oya remove something. Just anything from your çhúrch mind
Tailor: OK, I remove #50 naira. I am doing this just because this is our first business together
Headmistress: Don't worry, from this day onwards, you've automatically become our school tailor..
Tailor: Wow! Thanks so much. My wife will be so delighted to hear this good news...
Headmistress: You're welcome. So, #750 naira per pupil?
Tailor: Yeah. I will be going. Customers are waiting for me in the shop
Headmistress: No p. Bye..
Headmistress calls the teachers together
Headmistress: The school sweater is #1500 per pupil. Announce it to the pupils today and start collecting the money tomorrow ASAP
Teacher to pupils: The school sweater is #2000 naira
Child: Mum, our school sweater is #2000 naira
Mummy: Tell your dad it's #4000 naira. Take this phone and call him now, so he'd branch to the nearest ATM and withdraw the money on his way home from work
Child: (calls dad on phone) Dad, our school sweater is #4000 naira per pupil
And dad is the school's new tailor
Tailor: The cardigan (sweater) will cost #800 naira per pupil
Headmistress: Oga, is #800 naira not too much?
Tailor: Materials are expensive in the market
Headmistress: You know we'd a school tailor. I decided to leave her and come to you because I was told you sew at a cheaper rate
Tailor: Nobody will do it for you at #800 per pupil. You can try other tailors
Headmistress: Oya remove something. Just anything from your çhúrch mind
Tailor: OK, I remove #50 naira. I am doing this just because this is our first business together
Headmistress: Don't worry, from this day onwards, you've automatically become our school tailor..
Tailor: Wow! Thanks so much. My wife will be so delighted to hear this good news...
Headmistress: You're welcome. So, #750 naira per pupil?
Tailor: Yeah. I will be going. Customers are waiting for me in the shop
Headmistress: No p. Bye..
Headmistress calls the teachers together
Headmistress: The school sweater is #1500 per pupil. Announce it to the pupils today and start collecting the money tomorrow ASAP
Teacher to pupils: The school sweater is #2000 naira
Child: Mum, our school sweater is #2000 naira
Mummy: Tell your dad it's #4000 naira. Take this phone and call him now, so he'd branch to the nearest ATM and withdraw the money on his way home from work
Child: (calls dad on phone) Dad, our school sweater is #4000 naira per pupil
And dad is the school's new tailor
TELL ME ,HOW CAN THERE BE SANITY IN THE WORLD?
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Tailor: The cardigan (sweater) will cost #800 naira per pupil
Headmistress: Oga, is #800 naira not too much?
Tailor: Materials are expensive in the market
Headmistress: You know we'd a school tailor. I decided to leave her and come to you because I was told you sew at a cheaper rate
Tailor: Nobody will do it for you at #800 per pupil. You can try other tailors
Headmistress: Oya remove something. Just anything from your çhúrch mind
Tailor: OK, I remove #50 naira. I am doing this just because this is our first business together
Headmistress: Don't worry, from this day onwards, you've automatically become our school tailor..
Tailor: Wow! Thanks so much. My wife will be so delighted to hear this good news...
Headmistress: You're welcome. So, #750 naira per pupil?
Tailor: Yeah. I will be going. Customers are waiting for me in the shop
Headmistress: No p. Bye..
Headmistress calls the teachers together
Headmistress: The school sweater is #1500 per pupil. Announce it to the pupils today and start collecting the money tomorrow ASAP
Teacher to pupils: The school sweater is #2000 naira
Child: Mum, our school sweater is #2000 naira
Mummy: Tell your dad it's #4000 naira. Take this phone and call him now, so he'd branch to the nearest ATM and withdraw the money on his way home from work
Child: (calls dad on phone) Dad, our school sweater is #4000 naira per pupil
And dad is the school's new tailor
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