Future Headline: COP33 Climate Conference Urges Americans to Stop Eating December 7, 2023 By Simon Black, Sovereign Man In a world full of unimaginable absurdity, we spend a lot of time thinking about the future… and to where all of this insanity leads. “Future Headline Friday” is our satirical take of where the world is going if it remains on its current path. While our satire may be humorous and exaggerated, rest assured that everything we write is based on actual events, news stories, personalities, and pending legislation. December 1, 2028: COP33 Climate Conference Urges Americans to Stop Eating As world leaders gather for the 33rd COP Climate Summit, the theme of this year’s event is “Just Stop Eating.” The United Nations, which hosts the conference, said that with extremely high oil and coal prices significantly reducing demand for fossil fuels, it is time to turn the focus on reducing the climate change affects of agriculture. “Farming, especially the production of meat animals, is contributing to the warming of the globe at an unprecedented rate,” said Secretary-General of the United Nations Justin Trudeau as he opened the conference. “And to tackle the root cause, we have to tackle demand— that is, people eating food.” He said that as the fattest nation, the United States is the main problem when it comes to agricultural emissions. “For the United States, this is not just an issue of climate change,” Trudeau continued, “This is a matter of public health. And as we learned from successfully combating Covid-19 with lockdowns and other restrictions, public health issues need the heavy hand of government to be solved.” Since the 2023 COP28 agreement, the US has annually sent hundreds of billions of dollars in reparations payments to developing nations, compensating for its industrialization-driven greenhouse gas emissions that have disproportionately impacted these countries with natural disasters. Activist Post is Google-Free — We Need Your Support Contribute Just $1 Per Month at Patreon or SubscribeStar But experts say this is not enough. Therefore, much of the COP33 agenda this year is focused on how to make Americans stop eating. Some critics have noted the odd use of language which consistently uses the phrase, “just stop eating,” as opposed to “reduce food intake.” “Of course, we don’t mean Americans should starve to death,” Trudeau said, glancing suspiciously side to side. “But it’s pretty clear a little climate change diet wouldn’t hurt.” One breakout session will “explore the use of public health mandates to force Americans to stop eating.” “Anything based on science can be justified as a public health mandate,” Trudeau said. “The scientific health benefits of fasting and calorie restriction are clear. And therefore these could, and should, be mandated on the American public.” But mandates are not the only avenue that will be discussed to drastically curb Americans’ calorie intake. Another session is called, “Appealing to Catholics with Biblical justifications to stop eating meat.” The discussion will surround how a coordinated media effort might revive the Catholic tradition of fasting from meat on Fridays and during lent. “If Catholics are willing to walk the walk, they would extend those traditions year round.” Trudeau said. “I think the Pope agrees, and we are working closely with him to add this to the next Papal Bull.” But just in case traditional religion isn’t enough, COP33 will host spiritual guru Charlotte Tan who promotes the practice of sun gazing to replace meals. “When you commune with nature, you realize the abundance around you. Gazing at the setting or rising sun can provide enough nutrients to your body to replace about half of your calories.” Tan says that her “Nature’s Bounty” walks have also been popular among spiritually in-touch Americans. “What we do is take a quick walk around a yard or a city block and find all the unused food resources just there for the taking. By eating edible weeds like dandelion or chickweed, people can save money, which gives them more time for meditation and activism.” “But we don’t stop there,” Charlotte Tan continued, “Crickets, grubs, maggots— these might seem disgusting at first glance. But enlightened people realize these are just parts of nature. They are wholesome, fulfilling, and rich in high calorie lean protein. And best of all, they don’t add to a human’s carbon footprint. In fact, by eating them, we reduce it.” Tan said that scorpions were especially popular food last year at her tent at Burning Man. While promoting the replacement of meat like beef and chicken with protein sourced from bugs is nothing new for COP, this does represent a more creative approach. “In the past, we have focused on data and logic to try to convince people to eat bugs,” Secretary-General Trudeau said before the conference’s first night meal of filet mignon. “This approach tackles the emotional side. Tapping into the spiritual awakening happening around the world is a great way to advance our collective mission.” FREE 5-day series of UNCENSORED interviews with over 25 natural health experts “We’re in this together,” he added, chewing his steak. PS: If you can see what is happening, and where this is all going, you understand why it is so important to have a Plan B. That’s why we published our 31-page, fully updated Perfect Plan B Guide, which you can download here. Inside you’ll discover… No-Brainer Strategies to Ensure You Thrive No Matter What Happens Next. 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I guess even weeds grow flowers over here in Hawaii?

It's getting to be that time! Before "weeding" flower beds and garden spaces, take a closer look! Most backyard "weeds" have amazing benefits. I absolutely love harvesting dandelion leaf and root and adding to salads and soups/stews. Great digestive aid! #foraging #wildcrafting #herbs #medicinalweeds #herbalism #spring #herbalmedicine

This is the #SwampRoseMallow or #HibiscusMoscheutos. I was lucky to happen across this beauty, because it was growing along a lake shore I have been walking for nearly 10 years and had never seen it there before. This particular year the water levels were quite a bit higher than normal, allowing for the conditions she needed to grow. This was my first time coming across this family of flower in the wild before and was quite excited when I saw it. I now wish I had the foresight to take more photos of it though. All parts of this plants are edible with a mild flavor and each has it's own medicinal uses as well. The flower itself, which spans a good 6-8 inches in diameter can be used topically for its anti-inflammatory and antihistamine properties. The leaves when budding or young can be eating either raw, cooked or even steeped into a #tea. This is used to sooth your cough and sore throats and some digestive issues as well. The stems can be made into a tea as well and has been used traditionally to treat #UrinaryTractInfections. The seeds are edible as well and after maturing and turning dark brown they can be used to make a tea or roasted to be used as a naturally decaffeinated coffee substitute. For more information you can visit #EatTheWeeds website here; https://www.eattheweeds.com/mallow-madness-the-false-roselle/ #SoMee #someeoriginals #originalcontent #photography #edibleplants #medicinalplants #PlantUses #FlowerPhotography #myphoto #PlantIdentification #SelfSustainability #NaturalMedicine #FoodAsMedicine

Busy Sunday with a lot of yardwork again; not my favorite. Need to trim the bottom of the big Pine trees and Blue Spruces which I always get all cut up. No fun ! But needs to be done to keep the rabbits at bay that eat my grass. Then mow the lawn which is gettting to be more weeds than lawn. Coffee then time to hit it while it is nice weather. Hope everyone enjoys their Sunday doing something more fun the yardwork !!!

Cool Hemp Facts ???? DID YOU KNOW: That hemp is one of the world's oldest agricultural crops, first found in Asia in 8000 BC. It was mainly used for pottery and food. DID YOU KNOW: Hemp produces 4 times more paper per acre than trees and the paper is of archival quality. DID YOU KNOW: All parts of the hemp plant can be used; for building materials, plastics, cloth, bio-fuel, and paper to name a few. DID YOU KNOW: The first hemp crop planted in North America was in Port Royal, Acadia (present day Nova Scotia) in the 1606. DID YOU KNOW: In the 1700s American farmers were required by law to grow hemp as a staple crop. DID YOU KNOW: In the 1800s on behalf of the King of England, hemp seed was distributed free to Canadian farmers. DID YOU KNOW: Henry Ford built a car body made from hemp fiber, which is ten times stronger than steel. DID YOU KNOW: Hemp breathes in 4 times more carbon dioxide (CO2) than trees. DID YOU KNOW: Hemp paper can be recycled up to 8 times, compared to just 3 times for paper made from wood pulp. DID YOU KNOW: Hemp is used to remove toxins from the soil. Hemp was used in Chernobyl to remove the radio-active waste from the soil to make it safe again for farmers. DID YOU KNOW: Hempcrete is an eco friendly building material for buildings. It is water-proof, fire-proof, pest-resistant, completely recyclable, absorbs carbon dioxide, regulates temperature and humidity, breathable, resistant to cracking under movement (earthquake resistant), energy efficient and it gets stronger over time. DID YOU KNOW: Hemp is a low input crop, you don't need pesticides, herbicides, fungicides to make it grow. In fact, hemp is a competitive plant that will choke out the weeds! It requires less water than cotton to grow. DID YOU KNOW: From the 16th to 18th century and (up until the early 1900s), the fleets or tall ships used hemp to make the majority of all shipping sails, ropes, rigging, ladders, shrouds and nets. Hemp fibre mixed with tar was even used to fill the seams between the planks of a wooden hull to make the ships watertight. DID YOU KNOW: Painters Van Gogh, Rembrandt and Gainsborough painted their classic works on hemp canvases and used hemp based paint. naturesmedicine hempparadox #hemp #hempoil #hemplife #hempproducts #cbdwithlove #welovewhatwedo #hempfacts

My father and his long dry sea weeds hair ????

This is a superfluous herb you see in the picture above. It is of no use to us humans. That we poisonous kind spray on this herb to get rid of. Types of these herbs are often found in wheat fields. If we farmers do not eradicate these weeds, then the effect of this fertilizer will not reach the crop. Therefore, these herbs are harmful to our crops.

The grass and weeds are getting long so I decided to get on last yard cleaning spree on before the new year, and it's a perfect overcast working day... not too hot, not too cold ???? These Shindaiwa weed eaters are pretty darn good and popular here in Hawaii, but I need heavier line I'm down to some thin stuff that wears out quicker but it'll have to do for now. The Dogs sure enjoy the cut green grass though, and love to chew their bones in this area ????????✌????????????

Three reasons to let thistle grow in your garden: 1 - They grow long roots that help break the soil allowing water to sip in and airflow. 2 - You can eat young roots, stalks and flowers. The leaves have medicinal properties that enhances kidney, liver and pancreatic functions. 3 - Thay aren't very liked by invading grass eaters so their presence will disuade many attackers. Weeds usually play an important role in any ecosystem, let's learn more about them before seeing them as something to get rid of! #gardening #weeds #permaculture #soil #herbalmedicine