Wakes up screaming, dripping sweat
"Did you have another nightmare honey?"
Nods head as I stare out the window in the distance
"Did you sell the bottom of the dip again?"
"Yes. And then this time months spanned as I waited for reentry and then proceeded to buy back at the top before bears thrashed the market"
"Check your portfolio honey, you havnt sold, you have diamond hands baby"
buys the dip and goes back to bed